Tags: Gibbering

LonDumb – Part III

Dec 21, 2012Book, Ireland, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Random Ramblings, Writing8 Comments

Continuing on from LonDumb – Part I and LonDumb – Part II… Everything’s Gonna Be All Right (Oliver Nelson Remix) – Barry Manilow So I’m at Will Call. On my right, a big huge queue. Chunky as funk. Balls, I’m going to be here ages. Steward nudges me inside the line. Thank you. Actually. Is this
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Boom Boom Boom…

Sep 11, 2012Hollywood, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Stand-Up, Writing5 Comments

I Want To Know What Love Is – Foreigner Let me hear you say WeHo, WeHo! Mighty Monday was had today. Why oh why, do you say? Well, let me stop speaking in rhyming riddles and calm down a second. Now. OK. So. I’ve been going through a bit of a power ballad phase, in
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My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

Float – KO KO Ever get into a machine mode? As in you are Charlie Sheen’s Mum? (Ma Sheen. Get it? Hilarious.) Today was one of those days. Mighty. Dawn to dawn. (Nice girl.) Got some amount of buckets of work done. As in… Well, nothing concrete that I will bore you with now. But,
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Pubic Wig Hayes, They Call Me…

Pubic Wig Hayes, They Call Me…

Sep 27, 2011Hollywood, LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, Writing6 Comments

Feel So Close – Calvin Harris Did I mention I have a new publisher now? Dance. On! Finalising all the ins-and-outs on the Q.T. Done. And. Dumb. Book two a duu! Strict orders last week from the people in charge: Blog off. Book on! At least until I finish this draft. Unless something amazing happens. Obviously. Ergo,
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