Category: LA Living
So There I Was… P’Peuu Pe’Peww!
Got Some Teeth – Obie Trice So there I was… DJigging. Rodeo Drive. Ivanka Trump party. Showcasing her new jewelry collection. Diamonds crusts everywhere. Swanky. Classy. Plus. Me. Suited. Booted. Looking slick at least. Kitted out in my mighty Reiss suit. Perk of DJigging fashion events. Free clothes! Dancing. Although. Tad tight. Slim-fit-as-funk kind of tight suit. Anyways.READ MORE
How Did Stella Get Her Groove Back… ?
Lisztomania (Alex Metric Remix) – Phoenix Just got back from DJigging a big charity event. Also known as a D lister party. D-listers. D-lusters. Reality show heads. Famous ex-wives. People in commercials. Rich old men. Young empty women. Desperate older women, out looking for husbands. Empty. Vapid. Fake. Gift bags. Mighty fun! Thank funk IREAD MORE
I’m A Little Teapot…
Sweet Disposition (Joe Maz Remix) – Temper Trap In case you were wondering, not every day in L-Hey is nuts. Today was pretty normal. Shopped. Washed. Gymed. Chilled. Mostly recovered. Sunday was pretty mighty. Man cures. Just the one. Happy hour. Oh Jesus. Pub crawl. Impromptu. Riding mechanical maniac bulls. Singing the booze. Bumping intoREAD MORE
Miami, Unreal! Private Jets, Dancing! Sludge, Eh…
Miami – Will Smith Car services picks me up. 9 bells. Slightly late. Balls. Farewell to Bob. Out the door. Back to London. Single parenthood over. 9.15. Good to go. Off to Van Nuys. Private airport. Same one in Entourage, I’m told en route. The Man. The Jack. Chowder. Charlotta. And a late ape. Weekend breakREAD MORE
Should I Call It… Why Work A Job You Don’t Even Like? Or… Are You Insane?
Fly With You (Benny Benassi Mix) - Chicco Secci & Graham Wheeler Blog break for a few days. Dose. Although. Miami. Private jet. Dancing!? Betsy!
Bob And Norm
Bob – Drive-By Truckers So my buddy Bob is visiting at the moment. Two weeks in LA, first time here. Go on the Bob! Now I fully realise what it’s like to be a single parent. No longer just a randumb dope on my own. Permanent plus one as well. Juggling tour guidance with work. Detached from myREAD MORE
Great Expectations! Oh St. Pa’tricks…
I’m Shipping Up to Boston – Dropkick Murphys Blogaruu, she’s been a while! My bad for the delay. Quite busy with vital stuff. Such as realising that I might be a fairy (apparently fairies can only handle or feel one emotion at a time. I am a full on fairy. Call me Tinker). And speakingREAD MORE
The World’s Greatest Fencer!
Nothing In My Way – Keane Apparently the world’s greatest ever fencer is Aldo Nani. You know, the Italian guy. Yeah, him. Google’s greatest fencer of all time. Let’s say you decided one day you wanted to become the next greatest fencer the world has ever seen. At the very least, one of the bestREAD MORE
Shoulder Padded Turtle Necks
I’ll Try Anything Once – Julian Casablancas Confession time: For far too long a period growing up I used to wear turtlenecks. As in, all the time. Pre denim jacket phase. Post oversized sports jacket. Turtlenecks were my item of choice. Anywhere. Everywhere. All the time. Must’ve thought I was French. Or Sean Connery. NotREAD MORE
Randumb Free Chapter!
Daddy Cool (Chris Moody & DJ Riz Remix) – Boney M LADIES... Big day. Main goal. Buy sheets for my bed. Using my hand towel as a pillow and bath towel for a blanket was getting a bit unrealistic. A damp bed is never fun. The two girls invited me along to Santa Monica toREAD MORE
