Category: Writing
Bob And Norm
Bob – Drive-By Truckers So my buddy Bob is visiting at the moment. Two weeks in LA, first time here. Go on the Bob! Now I fully realise what it’s like to be a single parent. No longer just a randumb dope on my own. Permanent plus one as well. Juggling tour guidance with work. Detached from myREAD MORE
Great Expectations! Oh St. Pa’tricks…
I’m Shipping Up to Boston – Dropkick Murphys Blogaruu, she’s been a while! My bad for the delay. Quite busy with vital stuff. Such as realising that I might be a fairy (apparently fairies can only handle or feel one emotion at a time. I am a full on fairy. Call me Tinker). And speakingREAD MORE
The World’s Greatest Fencer!
Nothing In My Way – Keane Apparently the world’s greatest ever fencer is Aldo Nani. You know, the Italian guy. Yeah, him. Google’s greatest fencer of all time. Let’s say you decided one day you wanted to become the next greatest fencer the world has ever seen. At the very least, one of the bestREAD MORE
Do X, Y And Z! Or… Just Watch TV?
Beat The Devil’s Tattoo – Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Exciting news! Got a haircut the other day. How exciting! Thought I looked like a penguin after it. Imagine!? Put my face where the big white belly part of the penguin is… Go on the Penguin! Until I saw the Oscars last night. Realised I actuallyREAD MORE
Shoulder Padded Turtle Necks
I’ll Try Anything Once – Julian Casablancas Confession time: For far too long a period growing up I used to wear turtlenecks. As in, all the time. Pre denim jacket phase. Post oversized sports jacket. Turtlenecks were my item of choice. Anywhere. Everywhere. All the time. Must’ve thought I was French. Or Sean Connery. NotREAD MORE
The Ultimate Randumb Experience!
I Can’t Go For That (Member’s Only Remix) – Halls & Oates Earlier today I saw an offer from an author on Twitter. Buy my book in bulk. Get an experience in return. Buy 75 books: Get a personalised thank you video. Buy 350 books: Have a one hour chat with me on Skype. ThatREAD MORE
Book Bonanza! Reading Extravaganza!!!
Resurrection – PPK Anyone want some free books? Tricks Hayes Giveaway! Ordered a flurry last week off Amazon. Next day delivery! Next day. No delivery. Next week!? No delivery. Amazon swore: We delivery’ed. Apartment security checked CCTV cameras. Informed me that a gang of ‘mysterious, elderly, bag-carrying women’ appear to have stolen the books. Ok? Mighty. Re-ordered. NextREAD MORE
Randumb Free Chapter!
Daddy Cool (Chris Moody & DJ Riz Remix) – Boney M LADIES... Big day. Main goal. Buy sheets for my bed. Using my hand towel as a pillow and bath towel for a blanket was getting a bit unrealistic. A damp bed is never fun. The two girls invited me along to Santa Monica toREAD MORE
How I Nailed An Audition With My Head!
Cinema – Benny Benassi Feat. Gary Go One thing I oddly rarely do is auditing. Which is odd. Since growing up I wanted to be an auditor. True. Read my book prologue. If it’s in that, you know it’s the truth! Another thing I oddly rarely do is audition. Which is odd. Since I liveREAD MORE
Smells Like Summer. Tastes Like Christmas Tree.
Need You Now – Cut Copy Invaluable few lessons have re-reared their heads in the past few days. Just in case I ever forgot… 1. It only takes an instant to dislike me. Kind of odd. Take tonight. Met my buddy Chowder in Barneys for a pint. Ordered up. Standing at the bar. Random girlREAD MORE
