Tags: Apes

More On! Moron…

May 12, 2011Hollywood, LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing4 Comments

If You Got The Money – Jamie T Did you know… Book two is in full flow? Well. Maybe not full flow as in I’m gushing. But full flow as in I’m beyond leaking. No looking back. Not sure why I got so hung up on the flow metaphor. Not even that time of the

Smells Like Summer. Tastes Like Christmas Tree.

Feb 03, 2011LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing1 Comments

Need You Now – Cut Copy Invaluable few lessons have re-reared their heads in the past few days. Just in case I ever forgot… 1. It only takes an instant to dislike me. Kind of odd. Take tonight. Met my buddy Chowder in Barneys for a pint. Ordered up. Standing at the bar. Random girl

What Is The Pint Of The Isle?

Nov 20, 2010Acting, LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Stand-Up, Writing2 Comments

The Best Day – Atmosphere (Forgot aboot this blogaruu. A week old but better up than in… ) Speaking of teachers, does anyone remember my science teacher from 4th year? Sound man. Bald head. Round glasses. Slightly Larry David looking. Just not as big a nose. Mr. O’Connor? Doesn’t sound right but pretend so. Anyways, his

Ughatha Christie… Dumble On!

Nov 07, 2010Acting, Art, LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, Stand-Up, Writing0 Comments

Kill Everybody – Skrillex Have you ever been gaily skipping down a street. Skipping high! Wonderful skips! Bouncing along. Picking up momentum. Skip on! Skip high! So young! So free! So… Clip!  Curb. Path. Stone. Your own shoe. Fall. Dumble. Stumble. Down ape goes. Holding your knee on the path. Cursing the skipping. Dumb skips.

Fighting Mike Tyson On Mushrooms

Nov 05, 2010LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing4 Comments

Hello – Martin Solveig Feat. Dragonette LA… Mighty. Halloween… Nuts. Throw in a few Irish… Big buckets of mighty funking nuts!!! If ever you were going to visit L-Hey to see how bizarre/mighty/dancing/full-on/ape-ish/funreal/savage it actually is… Halloween all the way! Last year had me stumped for words. Arrived back here from Ireland. Straight off the plane. Threw

Oh Deary Me…

Oct 29, 2010Ireland, LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing2 Comments

Midnight Voyage – Ghostland Observatory I’m not sick. Look at that photo! Listen to that song! No sick person would be in that frame of mind… Right!? So this shall be short and sweet. As I am not sick. Which is mighty. Work on, positive spoof! Tiring work not being sick. In fact, I’m beginning to

Shee Shuu. Ahem… The Sexth Sense.

Oct 18, 2010LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing2 Comments

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – Starfunker ‎’As I threw her to the ground her buxom bounced with delight, so I gently nudged her face with my foot, leaving her gasp for more…’ Opening line of my new romance novel. The one which I am writing to tie over the folk who want to read

Duh Dumb Diddle Daddle…

Sep 01, 2010LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Stand-Up, Writing4 Comments

Just to be clear: Here is a dumb diddle daddle on how the dumb diddle daddle. Seriously. Alright. You’re smart. We know this. You’re quite aware of the fact that there’s a lot of dumbness floating aboot the air. Out there. Real world. Daily life. Every single day. Every single way. All could and should be

Monkey Free Crap Fun!

Aug 21, 2010LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing6 Comments

Dancers. Islands. Yachts. Parts. Practice. Bathrooms. Some things are better private. Ehh… Numbers. Some things are not. One new addition to the better pile… Jets. Finally I can now confidently say: Private jets are the dancers of the air. Finally, says you. I know, says I. Giddy up! Assumption off. Jet on. Absolutely funking mighty. Planned on doing a blogaruu

Duu. Something? Whatever.

Jul 25, 2010LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings2 Comments

Remember hearing aboot a fussball player for Rangers who burnt his cheek after scrambled egg exploded on him? Or when Robbie Keane somehow injured himself by reaching for the TV remote? Well. Thank funk I’m not a well known fussball player. Both have happened to a certain ape I know. Along with a few more

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