Tags: Book
Someone’s Leaked My New Book RanDumber?!?
Holiday (Madonna Cover) – Capital Cities Sweet Lord. Just found out someone’s leaked part of my new book, RanDumber. No clue who? Or how they got the file? Hmm. Must’ve broken in. Swooped the chapter. And now it’s all over the web. Shared on Pirate Bay. Mediafire. BitTorrent. Twitter. Facebook. Myspace. Even Bebo! How didREAD MORE
My One Night Stand…
Miss You – The Rolling Stones Very sad day. Just took down my Christmas tree. Meant to do it last weekend but I couldn’t bear the thought/too lazy. Now it’s down. Meaning Christmas is over. Done. Dusted. Out. Buried. No more. Hard to take. Although the thing is: Does Christmas ever even start in LA? Ehh…READ MORE
New Book. Naked. Cover… RANDUMBER!
We’re Walking In The Air – Peter Auty Mighty news: I kind of finished my second book… RANDUMBER! Wuu huu! Full title of the mighty beast: RanDumber: The Continued Adventures of an Irish Guy in LA! I say kind of finished because I still have to do the final read through and read over the finalREAD MORE
And The Kinner Is… (Kindle Winner. Thank You.)
Miss You (ESTAW Fix) – Foster The People Ever read the quote this? Don’t major in the minor. Well, either way you just did. Good old quote, to be true. Don’t get hung up on the small things, I do suppose. Which is why I’ll keep this blogaruu all about who’s won the Kindle and notREAD MORE
Bad Ass Betty
Black Betty – Ram Jam So the other day I rode a horse. Bam-a-lam Her name was Betty. Bam-a-lam And I rode her well. Bam-a-lam Great horse. Bam-A-lam Very bad ass. Bam-a-lam Clippity clop. Bam-A-lam Kept stopping for plippity plop. Bam-BA-lam! Oh brown Betty, the damn thing was wild. Betty was her actual name too,READ MORE
Pubic Wig Hayes, They Call Me…
Feel So Close – Calvin Harris Did I mention I have a new publisher now? Dance. On! Finalising all the ins-and-outs on the Q.T. Done. And. Dumb. Book two a duu! Strict orders last week from the people in charge: Blog off. Book on! At least until I finish this draft. Unless something amazing happens. Obviously. Ergo,READ MORE
Rise Of The Ape!
Smalltown Boy – Bronski Beat Interesting news. All aboot the rise of a certain ape. Betsy. Randumb has been climbing the Amazon top rated Humour charts like there’s no tomorrow! Chart topping. Show stopping! Notified that it was in the top 40. 30-something. Hmm. Interesting. Few places above Tina Fey’s book. Sure she’s gutted. CheckedREAD MORE
Free. Megan Fox. Music.
The Night Out – Martin Solveig Apparently. If you have Megan Fox in a headline, people will automatically click on it. Did it work? Nice insider trick for any copy writer out there! Speaking of inside information: You’d be surprised at how many people book me for DJ sets without ever hearing a mix I’veREAD MORE
Two Girls And A Carrot…
All Together Now – The Farm Ménage à trois. Sounds unreal. Holy grail. Conjures up magical imagery. Hot. Toned. Tanned. Women. Feathers. Candles. Wings. Gloriousness. Fireplaces. Rugs. Cherries. Berries. James Bond bedroom scene style lighting. Saxophones, hooting from somewhere. Kenny G next to the roaring fire, no doubt. Tooting out the soundtrack. Seeing as itREAD MORE
Women Are From Nuts. Men Are From Morons!
Sun Of A Gun – Oh Land Tough old week. Got chased by an angry snarling Alsatian. Not sure. But. Might be related to the previous blog? Speaking of which. Quiet on the blogaruu. My bad. Very busy doing highly important things. Such as… Walking into people. Rushing for the bathroom. Power striding. Bladder bursting.READ MORE
