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LonDumb – Part VI (Or, Am I Being Deported?)

Jan 29, 2013Book, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Writing2 Comments

Continuing on from… LonDumb – Part I  LonDumb – Part II  LonDumb – Part III LonDumb – Part IV LonDumb – Part V Pompeii – Bastille Eating all that paper. Not the best preparation for a flight back to America. Customs. Fully to the fore. What if they do what they did to Kailand?! But
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LonDumb – Part V (Or… Why Did I Eat Paper?)

(Continuing on from… LonDumb – Part I LonDumb – Part II LonDumb – Part III LonDumb – Part IV) Walking On Broken Glass – Annie Lennox Pa Ranoid they might call me, if my name was Pa, Paddy, Pat or Patrick. Thankfully, it is none of the above. But I am paranoid. And I’m in a hotel lobby. On
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LonDumb – Part II

Dec 11, 2012Mark Hayes, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Writing7 Comments

Continuing on from LonDumb – Part I … It’s A Long Way To Tipperary – Little Green Cars What do you call a ponder pipe that just lays around all day? Mopey Dick. Badum. My first day in London, I was moping like no other. Woke up early. Phoned the prison. Spoke to Kailand. Told me
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