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Date Ape

Dec 29, 2014 ⋅ Acting, Art, Book, Hollywood, Ireland, LA Life, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Mark Hayes Comedian, Music, PreDumb, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 2 Comments

Not a fan of dates. Many reasons. Here are a few: So. It’s Christmas Eve babe and I’m not in the drunk tank. Yet. I am on a date though. Christmas. Eve. Babe. What else would you be doing. Eve, the girl I’m on a date with, is looking unreal. Savage dress. Best I’ve seen. Special
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Simply Don’t. Probably Wont.

Dec 02, 2009 ⋅ LA Living, Music, Writing ⋅ 6 Comments

Over the past few days I have realised that there is a bucket load of things I don’t quite understand. And probably wont. Ever. Perhaps better off not. Such as, wearing jeans in the gym. Not to the gym. But actually in the gym. Working out. On a thread mill. Going all out. Hell for
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Mark Hayes has been dubbed "Ireland's craziest and wittiest writer, a poet at times". Saying that, he has also been called "the runt of Irish litter-ature" so take your pick.

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