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My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

Float – KO KO Ever get into a machine mode? As in you are Charlie Sheen’s Mum? (Ma Sheen. Get it? Hilarious.) Today was one of those days. Mighty. Dawn to dawn. (Nice girl.) Got some amount of buckets of work done. As in… Well, nothing concrete that I will bore you with now. But,
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If The Mountain Won’t Come To The Prophidiot…

Woke Up New – Mountain Goats You know when you’re lost in a valley of mountains. You’re standing at the foot of one of the mountains. And you’re all like… What the funk?! I just climbed a mountain. Seriously. Just did it. Look! And everyone looks as you point to the smaller mountain behind you…
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