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I Want To Be The Best

http://www.independent.ie/opinion/your-voice/first-person-mark-hayes-i-want-to-be-the-best-30457187.html When I was a young wee lad making my way in the real capital of Ireland, Cork, boy, I had little to no clue what I wanted to be when I grew up. Besides the best, obviously. The question was, the best at what? For a while I thought I was going to lead
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PreDumb Chapter – Hairdresser Hayes

Apr 02, 2014Acting, Book, Ireland, Mark Hayes, Mark Hayes Comedian, PreDumb, Random Ramblings0 Comments

Hairdresser Hayes I had been dreading going into fifth year purely down to Dirk coming to stay with me. The German students were due back for two weeks at the start of October for their portion of student exchange. At least we got two weeks off class at the start of the year to go
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Hermit The Hog

Hermit The Hog

Flutes – Hot Chip Wake up. Slide out of bed. Onto my knees. Groan.

My Bleak Week.

July – Mundy Bleak. Reek. Eek. What a week. Funk me, eh, peek. So I’m out Sunday night doing stand-up in a placed called Flappers out in Burbank. Sound people in charge. No apeness. No ridiculousness going on back stage. All good. First time doing a gay centric show. Didn’t realise it was one until
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Cold Balls.

Jan 10, 2011LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings2 Comments

Everywhere (Psychemagik Edit) - Fleetwood Mac First week of the new year. High hopes. Great expectations. My plan is all about “getting stuff done, as opposed to being a busy fool.” And like all loose plans with no light shining the way, this first week has gone swimmingly well. Ughatha. Week started with me attempting to get
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