Tags: Mark Hayes
#16 – Steak Joke
Need You Tonight – Inxs Alright. Calm down. Part III on the way. Tad busy today. Until my write is on, why not laugh heartily along to some steak humour: Joke of the Day – Wahey! Read My First Wonderful Book – RanDumb: GO HERE!
It Was All A Dream… (Part II)
Dreadlock Holiday – 10cc ‘Hey mon… Hey womon… Hey wom-on, come sit on my lap wom-on. I take good care of you my wom-on, OK. You no need to worry about any of that no more my wom-on. You be my white prin-cess…’ Within an hour of landing, I had become a fully fledged Pirate of theREAD MORE
It Was All A Dream…
(This shall be the first part of a however-many-parts-it-takes-parter series about my recent mighty adventure to Heaven and Hell. Split it up. One blogaruu all on its own could be a tad long perhaps indeed. Read. On!) This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky Edit) – James Yuill Like all mighty trips to heaven, I didn’tREAD MORE
Book Trailer. And… ANOTHER Leaked Chapter?!
Hello fine folk of le blogaruu. How are you? That’s nice. Just got back from the most mightiest trip ever. First stop was a blissful couple of weeks in heaven. (Private tropical island with miles and miles of pink sand, rum punches and no bodies.) Followed by a brief detour in hell. (Vegas. Stag party.READ MORE
Someone’s Leaked My New Book RanDumber?!?
Holiday (Madonna Cover) – Capital Cities Sweet Lord. Just found out someone’s leaked part of my new book, RanDumber. No clue who? Or how they got the file? Hmm. Must’ve broken in. Swooped the chapter. And now it’s all over the web. Shared on Pirate Bay. Mediafire. BitTorrent. Twitter. Facebook. Myspace. Even Bebo! How didREAD MORE
#15 – Valentine’s Day Joke
Wrote a mighty poem today. Felt it should be shared. Things went weird. Blacked out. Woke up. Heard the door shut. Fecking. Milkman: Joke of the Day – Wahey! My Wonderful Book: Click! Don’t Go Breaking My Heart (With Kiki Dee) – Elton John Walk – Foo Fighters
#14 – Forgot The Joke Joke
So… The other day I got a mighty video review on Amazon. Tut. Sorry. So… First ever video review. Made me laugh. A lot. So… Here’s my video response. First ever one so please bear with me. I did also kind of forget to tell a joke. Isn’t that hilarious!?! Ha. Hm. You just neverREAD MORE
#13 – The Librarian Joke
Great vague news: Mighty day! Wuu huu wahey. White abyss. Over. But enough about that gibber that makes little sense unless you live in my head. Mighty place. Back to the good stuff, the gold, the honey, the marbles: Joke of the Day – Wahey! Wild Ones (Shoe Scene Symphony Remix) – Sia LostREAD MORE
#12 – Italian Joke
Busy day. Still waiting on final confirmation before chapters get horsed up. Until then let us enjoy another absolutely wonderful video: Joke of the Day – Wahey! All Those Moments (Marek Hemmann Remix) – Moornyc
#11 – Fast Joke
Quick one today. And by quick, I mean horren- Enjoy: Joke of the Day – Wahey! This Head I Hold – Electric Guest
