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Hollywood Hayes

Hollywood Hayes – Friendly or Gay?

Nov 07, 2015 ⋅ Acting, Art, Book, Column, Hollywood, Instagram, Ireland, Irish Examiner, Joke Of The Day, LA Life, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Mark Hayes Comedian, PreDumb, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, RanDumbest, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

Hard to tell in LA if most of the sound guys who I meet out happen to be gay or if gay guys are just sound to me. That’s the trouble here trying to make friends. You try to be open but never quite sure what the ulterior motive is. Take last Saturday. I’m DJing
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Hollywood Hayes

Hollywood Hayes – Old People

Nov 07, 2015 ⋅ Acting, Book, Column, Hollywood, Ireland, Irish Examiner, LA Life, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Mark Hayes Comedian, PreDumb, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, RanDumbest, Stand-Up, Vlog, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

You see a lot of things in West Hollywood. Today, for example, I saw a hefty, blimp shaped man wearing nothing but a long brown wig and pink thong bikini while cycling his bicycle. Always nice when you’re strolling to the shop for milk. Hardly ever see old people here, though. Not like the sweet
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My McRib

Sep 05, 2012 ⋅ Hollywood, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing ⋅ 2 Comments

All Night Long – Lionel Richie It’ll be all white on the night! Ha ha, should be good all right. We’ll be dancing all night long (all night), all night long (all night)! One of the downsides of booking me to DJ a big White Party is that those phrases will keep popping out of my
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Obeasts!

May 03, 2012 ⋅ Acting, Book, Ireland, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 3 Comments

Learning To Fly – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Close my eyes. Time to sleep through this flight. Eyes shut for a minute. Mambo  number five in the aisle bounces off my head. Wakes me up. See something white on my pants as I open my eyes. Oh God. What was I dreaming about? No,
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Shoulder Padded Turtle Necks

Feb 23, 2011 ⋅ Ireland, LA Living, Random Ramblings, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

I’ll Try Anything Once – Julian Casablancas Confession time: For far too long a period growing up I used to wear turtlenecks. As in, all the time. Pre denim jacket phase. Post oversized sports jacket. Turtlenecks were my item of choice. Anywhere. Everywhere. All the time. Must’ve thought I was French. Or Sean Connery. Not
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Mark Hayes has been dubbed "Ireland's craziest and wittiest writer, a poet at times". Saying that, he has also been called "the runt of Irish litter-ature" so take your pick.

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