Tags: Reading

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Date Ape

Not a fan of dates. Many reasons. Here are a few: So. It’s Christmas Eve babe and I’m not in the drunk tank. Yet. I am on a date though. Christmas. Eve. Babe. What else would you be doing. Eve, the girl I’m on a date with, is looking unreal. Savage dress. Best I’ve seen. Special
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PreDumb – Before I Came To LA

The Boys Are Back In Town – Thin Lizzy Great news RanDummies and randumb readers: I’ve a new book on the way! It is called, PreDumb – Before I Came To LA Fabulous tales from growing up in Ireland and the likes. Out in March I think. Perfect for your Paddy’s Day celebrations. Prepare for
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Boring Bob

Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Tears For Fears Harking back to my college days, oh what a lark, one thing that sticks out in my mind is texting girls on behalf of my friends. Not all the time, just some times, if they got stuck trying to woo a girl. Sometimes I still
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Bang. Bang. Ba. Ng.

Bang. Bang. Ba. Ng.

Roxanne – Strange Talk Birthday. Birthmonth. Bert on! Beach. Party. Celebration. Malibu. Malibooze. Maliboobs! Paradise. Cove. Kaw. Bird. Shrimp. Wine. Cocktails. Lounge chairs. Hi life. Hello living. Drink. Glass. My. Hand. Gulp. Pause. Laugh. Another drin- Plop. Huh? Seagull. Kaw. Kaw. KAAWW! Flying. Attacking. Dropping. Dumping. Plopping. Into. Glass. Hand. Mine. Dunk. Lucky? Me! So
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The Lump

Oct 26, 2011Hollywood, LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing4 Comments

Harvest Moon – Neil Young For all of those asking, I’ve been on a breaking. Finished up a big lump of a book draft, over 171,000 words of muck. Some chunk. Needed a break for a week. Thank you. While on holiday I’ve been spending some time in a couple of my buddies’ studios. Working
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Do X, Y And Z! Or… Just Watch TV?

Mar 01, 2011Music, Random Ramblings, Writing6 Comments

Beat The Devil’s Tattoo – Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Exciting news! Got a haircut the other day. How exciting! Thought I looked like a penguin after it. Imagine!? Put my face where the big white belly part of the penguin is… Go on the Penguin! Until I saw the Oscars last night. Realised I actually
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Book Bonanza! Reading Extravaganza!!!

Feb 18, 2011Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, Writing2 Comments

Resurrection – PPK Anyone want some free books? Tricks Hayes Giveaway! Ordered a flurry last week off Amazon. Next day delivery! Next day. No delivery. Next week!? No delivery. Amazon swore: We delivery’ed. Apartment security checked CCTV cameras. Informed me that a gang of ‘mysterious, elderly, bag-carrying women’ appear to have stolen the books. Ok? Mighty. Re-ordered. Next
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Man Made Mermaid

Nov 22, 2010Ireland, LA Living, Podcast, Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, Writing2 Comments

Feed a man a fish. Feed him for a day. Teach a man how to be  a fish. Funk him up for life. Until he meets a mermaid. And speaking of which… Why are there never any overweight mermaids? Just two wonderful thoughts I had time to mull over this weekend. Quite the weekend. Five wonderful
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