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Christmas Dog

Christmas Clown

Jan 07, 2015 ⋅ Hollywood, Ireland, LA Life, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Mark Hayes Comedian, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, RanDumbest, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

Blue Christmas – Elvis I’m like a dog. Pavlov’s one. Conditioned to beg or eat or do something every time he heard a bell. Except my bell is Christmas. And I’m conditioned to have a laugh. I blame Ireland. Don’t think I’ve ever had a bad Christmas back in Ireland. From growing up as a
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Hermit The Hog

Hermit The Hog

Aug 02, 2012 ⋅ Hollywood, Joke Of The Day, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 4 Comments

Flutes – Hot Chip Wake up. Slide out of bed. Onto my knees. Groan.

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Mark Hayes has been dubbed "Ireland's craziest and wittiest writer, a poet at times". Saying that, he has also been called "the runt of Irish litter-ature" so take your pick.

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