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LonDumb – Part VI (Or, Am I Being Deported?)

Jan 29, 2013Book, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Writing2 Comments

Continuing on from… LonDumb – Part I  LonDumb – Part II  LonDumb – Part III LonDumb – Part IV LonDumb – Part V Pompeii – Bastille Eating all that paper. Not the best preparation for a flight back to America. Customs. Fully to the fore. What if they do what they did to Kailand?! But
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LonDumb – Part II

Dec 11, 2012Mark Hayes, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Writing7 Comments

Continuing on from LonDumb – Part I … It’s A Long Way To Tipperary – Little Green Cars What do you call a ponder pipe that just lays around all day? Mopey Dick. Badum. My first day in London, I was moping like no other. Woke up early. Phoned the prison. Spoke to Kailand. Told me
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LonDumb – Part I

Dec 08, 2012Book, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Writing22 Comments

Unbelievable – EMF Cab’s outside. My clothes are still wet. What. The. Funk. Dryer mysteriously died the night before. Damp garments strewn all over my abode. Dry, funkers, dry!! Need to pack you, you and you. Need ye all for my trip to London. Vital I have that white t-shirt and that white t-shirt and
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