Tags: Paparazzi
Shee Shuu. Ahem… The Sexth Sense.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – Starfunker ’As I threw her to the ground her buxom bounced with delight, so I gently nudged her face with my foot, leaving her gasp for more…’ Opening line of my new romance novel. The one which I am writing to tie over the folk who want to readREAD MORE
Duu. Something? Whatever.
Remember hearing aboot a fussball player for Rangers who burnt his cheek after scrambled egg exploded on him? Or when Robbie Keane somehow injured himself by reaching for the TV remote? Well. Thank funk I’m not a well known fussball player. Both have happened to a certain ape I know. Along with a few moreREAD MORE
