Category: Ireland

Free The RanDumber Chapter – Yee Huu!

Because The Night – Patti Smith Chapter 19 First. Ever. Shhh… Did I ever tell you I’m a fan of the crust? The heel. You know, the start and end parts of a loaf of bread. Whichever name you want to call that rose. Lot of folk don’t like it at all. But I’m a
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Sheep. Strawberries. And. Pat.

Chigadaging - Ukulélé Club de Paris “It’s just great that you’re back!” Yeah, mighty! “How was the flight? What did you eat? Have you eaten? What would you like to eat? I have chicken, turkey, ham, steak-” Mum… “Oh right, something healthier? I have salad, salmon, sea bass-” No, Mum… Mum. “We could get something else
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Obeasts!

Learning To Fly – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Close my eyes. Time to sleep through this flight. Eyes shut for a minute. Mambo  number five in the aisle bounces off my head. Wakes me up. See something white on my pants as I open my eyes. Oh God. What was I dreaming about? No,
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This Is A Trailer… HAHAHAHAHAHAW

This Is A Trailer… HAHAHAHAHAHAW

RanDumber Hardback: Oooh yeaah! RanDumber US: Buy It! RanDumber UK: Go Here! RanDumb US: Click! RanDumb UK: Giddy Up! Closing Credits – Mason Daring

BAAAaack In The US-Wahey, I Am…

Born In The USA – Bruce Springsteen Back in LA-wahey wuu huu! Mighty quick trip back to Ireland. Nice if it was longer but what can you duu? I came. I kissed. I conquered. Castles. Stones. Mead. The whole shebang. Weddings. Whistles. Wallops. Some hoot. Even had the odd owl. Speeches. Stand-up. Sheep. Good bit
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Come On You Boys & Girls In Green…

Come On You Boys & Girls In Green…

Everybody’s Gotta Live – Love Ever look out the window and wonder who was the handsome feck staring back at you and then you realise that the window is actually a mirror??! That happened. Ever been DJigging and a randumb Irish guy comes up to you to say “Are you the guy from Cork? Your
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This Is What Mass In WeHo Is Like…

Chapter 15  Wigs, Wine & Weirdos “Oh God. Why am I holding this man’s hand?” ’Twas the night before Christmas Eve and all was… Dead. First Christmas away from home. Away from the family. Away from my Mum’s mighty Christmas dinner. Aww. Poor little Merrick. Woe is me. All week I’ve been constantly asked, “Will
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Ode My God…

Assassin’s Tango – John Powell Sweet Lord. Would you look at this. A mighty RanDummy (@Janebustard) has written a gem all about RanDumb. Some odyssey. Ode on! An Ode to RanDumb…  Have you ever heard of Mark Hayes? He’s an Irish guy, lives in LA. He’s a writer of note And I’d give him my
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My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

Float – KO KO Ever get into a machine mode? As in you are Charlie Sheen’s Mum? (Ma Sheen. Get it? Hilarious.) Today was one of those days. Mighty. Dawn to dawn. (Nice girl.) Got some amount of buckets of work done. As in… Well, nothing concrete that I will bore you with now. But,
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12000+ Downloads. Yee Huu. Thank Duu!

12000+ Downloads. Yee Huu. Thank Duu!

Super Morrissey Bros – Lazyitis Since we last gibbered, there has been some mighty dancing. Books. Flying. Shelves. Off. Into. People. Eyes. Bodies. Minds. Souls. RanDumber came out. RanDumb got an Amazon push. Twelve thousand people downloaded the dancer in the first three days. A fairy’s tale. Infected with my feck. Spreading the good word. #1
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