Category: Hollywood
My One Night Stand…
Miss You – The Rolling Stones Very sad day. Just took down my Christmas tree. Meant to do it last weekend but I couldn’t bear the thought/too lazy. Now it’s down. Meaning Christmas is over. Done. Dusted. Out. Buried. No more. Hard to take. Although the thing is: Does Christmas ever even start in LA? Ehh…READ MORE
Just The Tip O’ The, I Swear…
End of the year. Wuu. Great time. People copying and pasting inspirational quotes all over the place. So that’s deep and profound. Also a wonderful time of year for people feeling an immense desire to give you their Best of Year Lists. Top 100 Moments of 2011! Top 84 Songs of the Year! Top 34 ofREAD MORE
Rent? Oh And Groceries. Obviously.
Sunny (Mercury II Edit) – Marvin Gaye Good morning. Proper Christmas blogaruu to come soon, hopefully. In lieu until then, how aboot some of my gibbering along on my buddy’s radio show? Mighty? I know! Rudebox on…
And The Kinner Is… (Kindle Winner. Thank You.)
Miss You (ESTAW Fix) – Foster The People Ever read the quote this? Don’t major in the minor. Well, either way you just did. Good old quote, to be true. Don’t get hung up on the small things, I do suppose. Which is why I’ll keep this blogaruu all about who’s won the Kindle and notREAD MORE
Such A F$&@^!*KING CARROT!!
Robot High School – My Robot Friend All has be quiet on the wonderful blogaruu. Head down. Editing on. So far, so mighty. Soon ye shall see and read and laugh and weep and dance and be merry! Oh ’twill be a glorious day, to be true. Besides that, I have kept my venturing out to aREAD MORE
Bad Ass Betty
Black Betty – Ram Jam So the other day I rode a horse. Bam-a-lam Her name was Betty. Bam-a-lam And I rode her well. Bam-a-lam Great horse. Bam-A-lam Very bad ass. Bam-a-lam Clippity clop. Bam-A-lam Kept stopping for plippity plop. Bam-BA-lam! Oh brown Betty, the damn thing was wild. Betty was her actual name too,READ MORE
Hello, Ian…
Handle With Care – Traveling Wilburys So the other day I walked into the doctor’s and said: Hello, doctor Ian, I have this slight cough for a while now, can you- Say no more, he said, just drop the pants, jump up on the bed, lie on your side and we’ll take a look. DownREAD MORE
The Lump
Harvest Moon – Neil Young For all of those asking, I’ve been on a breaking. Finished up a big lump of a book draft, over 171,000 words of muck. Some chunk. Needed a break for a week. Thank you. While on holiday I’ve been spending some time in a couple of my buddies’ studios. WorkingREAD MORE
Rudebox Radio!
Fine folk of le blogaruu! Have a listen to me being interview gibbered by Robbo Williams about my book RanDumb as part of his new show Rudebox Radio. My drone comes in around the 63 minute mark. Just before Gary Barlow. Listen on! Duu… Read more from Robbo -> Go down, say some words… Bang!READ MORE
Pubic Wig Hayes, They Call Me…
Feel So Close – Calvin Harris Did I mention I have a new publisher now? Dance. On! Finalising all the ins-and-outs on the Q.T. Done. And. Dumb. Book two a duu! Strict orders last week from the people in charge: Blog off. Book on! At least until I finish this draft. Unless something amazing happens. Obviously. Ergo,READ MORE
