Category: Music

Stop. Press. Print!

Oct 02, 2012 ⋅ Hollywood, Ireland, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

This Must Be The Place (Viceroy Edit) – Talking Heads Mighty weekend. Went to a secret sale on Friday. Bought a pair of $200 jeans for $5. Came home. Tried them on. Drove my foot through the crotch. Down to the knee. Ripped jeans apart. Mighty. Money’s Worth Hayes, they call me. DJigged Friday and
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Boom Boom Boom…

Sep 11, 2012 ⋅ Hollywood, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 5 Comments

I Want To Know What Love Is – Foreigner Let me hear you say WeHo, WeHo! Mighty Monday was had today. Why oh why, do you say? Well, let me stop speaking in rhyming riddles and calm down a second. Now. OK. So. I’ve been going through a bit of a power ballad phase, in
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My McRib

Sep 05, 2012 ⋅ Hollywood, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, Writing ⋅ 2 Comments

All Night Long – Lionel Richie It’ll be all white on the night! Ha ha, should be good all right. We’ll be dancing all night long (all night), all night long (all night)! One of the downsides of booking me to DJ a big White Party is that those phrases will keep popping out of my
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Phot’ho.

Aug 21, 2012 ⋅ Art, Hollywood, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Writing ⋅ 2 Comments

Sit Down – James “For most writers, there is always a tension between a lived life and a life of writing.” A Hodgkinson Fair point. So after being a hermit for a while, the past two weeks have been spent galavanting. Full. On. Fun! Unfortunately little time spent blogaruuing. Luckily. A picture paints a thousand
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Hermit The Hog

Hermit The Hog

Aug 02, 2012 ⋅ Hollywood, Joke Of The Day, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 4 Comments

Flutes – Hot Chip Wake up. Slide out of bed. Onto my knees. Groan.

My Bleak Week.

Jul 20, 2012 ⋅ Book, Hollywood, Joke Of The Day, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 12 Comments

July – Mundy Bleak. Reek. Eek. What a week. Funk me, eh, peek. So I’m out Sunday night doing stand-up in a placed called Flappers out in Burbank. Sound people in charge. No apeness. No ridiculousness going on back stage. All good. First time doing a gay centric show. Didn’t realise it was one until
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Omerricka!

Jul 04, 2012 ⋅ Enough Talk, Enough Talk More Music!!!, Hollywood, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

Hollywood (Felix Da Housecat Remix) – Penguin Prison Off the top of my head I can only think of two things:

Bang. Bang. Ba. Ng.

Bang. Bang. Ba. Ng.

Jun 27, 2012 ⋅ Acting, Book, Enough Talk, Hollywood, Ireland, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumb, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

Roxanne – Strange Talk Birthday. Birthmonth. Bert on! Beach. Party. Celebration. Malibu. Malibooze. Maliboobs! Paradise. Cove. Kaw. Bird. Shrimp. Wine. Cocktails. Lounge chairs. Hi life. Hello living. Drink. Glass. My. Hand. Gulp. Pause. Laugh. Another drin- Plop. Huh? Seagull. Kaw. Kaw. KAAWW! Flying. Attacking. Dropping. Dumping. Plopping. Into. Glass. Hand. Mine. Dunk. Lucky? Me! So
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You’re F**King Joking Me?

Jun 07, 2012 ⋅ Book, Enough Talk, Enough Talk More Music!!!, Hollywood, LA Living, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Stand-Up, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

What’s Going On? – Marvin Gaye So the other day I got this wonderful letter in the post from a blogaruu reader which I thought I would reply to… ‘Howdy, Just wanted to say great hair! Also. What have you been up to lately? Goodbye for now, Murk Waters.’ Howdy yourself, Murk Waters, great to
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The Wizard Of Oz!

May 28, 2012 ⋅ Book, Ireland, Mark Hayes, Music, Random Ramblings, RanDumber, Writing ⋅ 0 Comments

Down Under – Men At Work Mighty weekend. Sold a pair of signed Pants Off… RanDumber On! underwear Merkandise for $70. (The standard has been set!. Shop on!) And some fine folk sent me a scan of this RanDumber review. First one in an Australian newspaper that I know of. Going down under! All the
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Mark Hayes has been dubbed "Ireland's craziest and wittiest writer, a poet at times". Saying that, he has also been called "the runt of Irish litter-ature" so take your pick.

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