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Free The RanDumber Chapter – Yee Huu!
Because The Night – Patti Smith Chapter 19 First. Ever. Shhh… Did I ever tell you I’m a fan of the crust? The heel. You know, the start and end parts of a loaf of bread. Whichever name you want to call that rose. Lot of folk don’t like it at all. But I’m aREAD MORE
WINDLE! (Win A Kindle. Thank You.)
Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger Mighty times, blogaruu readers. Competition. Christmas. Santa. Baby. Jingles. All that horse gibber. Slightly earlier than originally planned but I forgot how dodge posting things is this time of year. Better if the winner gets it in time for Jesús’ birthday. Anyway, up for grabs for one mighty blogaruu reader isREAD MORE
Wingless Wonder
My ability to blogaruu is currently being hampered by other projects. And perhaps a 3-day hangover to boot. Ugh boots off. Projects on! Good few stories building too. Laziness is a divil. Go on the VIP at the Lakers! She shall come. For now. Pod on, pod on, pod on pod on pod on pod onREAD MORE
Man Made Mermaid
Feed a man a fish. Feed him for a day. Teach a man how to be a fish. Funk him up for life. Until he meets a mermaid. And speaking of which… Why are there never any overweight mermaids? Just two wonderful thoughts I had time to mull over this weekend. Quite the weekend. Five wonderfulREAD MORE
Pod On. Pod On. Pod-On Pod-On Pod-On…
Having slight technical difficulties with le podcasts. As in they keep deleting themselves for some fun, computer freezing reason. Huge numbers have being tuning in too! I think. Go on the pod. Peas in a panther. Ehh… Yeah. Part 2 on…
Hearing Haze!
Like all good teachers, Sex Boy Dave reminded me of a valuable lesson on Wednesday… People love free stuff! Sexy Boy Dave being a comedian at stand-up the other night. Obviously. Self-claimed self-made millionaire. Selling sex toys online. Unfortunately for Sex Boy Dave, everything I have wrote so far is at least thrice as funnyREAD MORE
Enough Talk, More Music!!!
DJigging can be quite perky. Lately I’ve been getting a fair bit of stuff. Free stuff. Wallets. Bags. Runners. Jeans. T-shirts! Perk up. Free on! Between you and I, I also got something else recently… No, not one of them… Merely a brain cloud. Wuu! I joke. Not a fan. Gladly swap for an hour longREAD MORE
Sea! No Hangover…
Woke up. Stood up. Swaying. Big time. Bounced off one wall. Slid into the bathroom. Drunk? Eh. Hungover? No. Should be. Thankfully. Not in the slightest. Just a tad tired. Drink all the fruity Merlins, Jerk and Merkatinis cocktails that I can come up with. Hangovers don’t exist in the land I’m in now. FiguredREAD MORE
Win! Free! Gold!!!
Oh Sweet Lord, this is exciting. Quite giddy. Who doesn’t like free stuff?! If you have ever wanted or asked for a free book, then here’s your chance to giddy up! Wuu duu. Complete. Compute. Competition time. 5 books to give away. Isn’t that just mighty?! Way better than something like a free car orREAD MORE
