Category: Writing

Obeasts!

Learning To Fly – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Close my eyes. Time to sleep through this flight. Eyes shut for a minute. Mambo  number five in the aisle bounces off my head. Wakes me up. See something white on my pants as I open my eyes. Oh God. What was I dreaming about? No,
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This Is A Trailer… HAHAHAHAHAHAW

This Is A Trailer… HAHAHAHAHAHAW

RanDumber Hardback: Oooh yeaah! RanDumber US: Buy It! RanDumber UK: Go Here! RanDumb US: Click! RanDumb UK: Giddy Up! Closing Credits – Mason Daring

BAAAaack In The US-Wahey, I Am…

Born In The USA – Bruce Springsteen Back in LA-wahey wuu huu! Mighty quick trip back to Ireland. Nice if it was longer but what can you duu? I came. I kissed. I conquered. Castles. Stones. Mead. The whole shebang. Weddings. Whistles. Wallops. Some hoot. Even had the odd owl. Speeches. Stand-up. Sheep. Good bit
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Come On You Boys & Girls In Green…

Come On You Boys & Girls In Green…

Everybody’s Gotta Live – Love Ever look out the window and wonder who was the handsome feck staring back at you and then you realise that the window is actually a mirror??! That happened. Ever been DJigging and a randumb Irish guy comes up to you to say “Are you the guy from Cork? Your
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Ode My God…

Assassin’s Tango – John Powell Sweet Lord. Would you look at this. A mighty RanDummy (@Janebustard) has written a gem all about RanDumb. Some odyssey. Ode on! An Ode to RanDumb…  Have you ever heard of Mark Hayes? He’s an Irish guy, lives in LA. He’s a writer of note And I’d give him my
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My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

Float – KO KO Ever get into a machine mode? As in you are Charlie Sheen’s Mum? (Ma Sheen. Get it? Hilarious.) Today was one of those days. Mighty. Dawn to dawn. (Nice girl.) Got some amount of buckets of work done. As in… Well, nothing concrete that I will bore you with now. But,
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12000+ Downloads. Yee Huu. Thank Duu!

12000+ Downloads. Yee Huu. Thank Duu!

Super Morrissey Bros – Lazyitis Since we last gibbered, there has been some mighty dancing. Books. Flying. Shelves. Off. Into. People. Eyes. Bodies. Minds. Souls. RanDumber came out. RanDumb got an Amazon push. Twelve thousand people downloaded the dancer in the first three days. A fairy’s tale. Infected with my feck. Spreading the good word. #1
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RanDumber. Out Now. Free Book! Happy St. Pa’Tricks Day!

Come On Eileen – Dexy’s Midnight Runners I am quite giddy and also quite tired but both and neither matter. What matters is that RanDumber being available to buy online on Paddy’s Day is now a reality. Oh. Betsy. Dancing! Some day! HAPPY ST. PA’TRICKS HAYES ALL THE WAY!!! As it stands, it’s available to
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#16 – Steak Joke

#16 – Steak Joke

Need You Tonight – Inxs Alright. Calm down. Part III on the way. Tad busy today. Until my write is on, why not laugh heartily along to some steak humour: Joke of the Day – Wahey! Read My First Wonderful Book – RanDumb: GO HERE!

It Was All A Dream… (Part II)

It Was All A Dream… (Part II)

Dreadlock Holiday – 10cc ‘Hey mon… Hey womon… Hey wom-on, come sit on my lap wom-on. I take good care of you my wom-on, OK. You no need to worry about any of that no more my wom-on. You be my white prin-cess…’ Within an hour of landing, I had become a fully fledged Pirate of the
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