My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

Float – KO KO

Ever get into a machine mode? As in you are Charlie Sheen’s Mum? (Ma Sheen. Get it? Hilarious.) Today was one of those days. Mighty. Dawn to dawn. (Nice girl.) Got some amount of buckets of work done. As in… Well, nothing concrete that I will bore you with now. But, let’s just say, it’s at least like wet cement at the moment. Let it sit. Let it settle. Let it go. Even now the gibber is still flowing. So. I made a video. Because I am an enigmanure. Obviously. Joke of the Day – Wahey!

[youtube=http://youtu.be/Xo8yQaLz07M]

Oh. And there was also this fine spread in an Irish paper today. Me naked legs spread wide over two pages. Mighty mighty. Although I was promised a seven page spread. But I’ll get over that. One thing that is odd to see is when your stuff is edited or quotes are just made up. Never really a fan of that. In case you ever wondered what goes on in the editing world, here’s an example of a slight edit…

What I wrote for the title:

“RanDumber: A Fairy’s Tale.” 

What they put:

“It’s A Long Way From Cork I’ve Come, Biy.”

Very similar, I know I know. Basically means the exact same thing, I know I know. But still… Why? Subheading is even more [edited] but let’s not dwell on either of these two things. Exposure! Publicity! All that kind of stuff, right?! Spread on!!!

Mucho gracias to Christofa @C_Herlihy for the photo. I shall now leave ye with a song that I have set up to automatically play every time I return to my abode…

Return of the Murk – Mark Morrison

I am an enigmanure. (A puzzling piece of crap.)

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