Tags: Christmas

Christmas Dog

Christmas Clown

Blue Christmas – Elvis I’m like a dog. Pavlov’s one. Conditioned to beg or eat or do something every time he heard a bell. Except my bell is Christmas. And I’m conditioned to have a laugh. I blame Ireland. Don’t think I’ve ever had a bad Christmas back in Ireland. From growing up as a

Eye Twitch

Date Ape

Not a fan of dates. Many reasons. Here are a few: So. It’s Christmas Eve babe and I’m not in the drunk tank. Yet. I am on a date though. Christmas. Eve. Babe. What else would you be doing. Eve, the girl I’m on a date with, is looking unreal. Savage dress. Best I’ve seen. Special

A Hollywood Christmess Story

In Dulci Jubilo – Mike Oldfield Merry Christmas RanDummies and mighty blogaruu readers! Hope you are still getting your turkey sweats on. While you do, why not enjoy this piece which I wrote for an Irish paper recently. Pants off. Trifle. On! A Hollywood Christmess Story Is that Slash? Hmm. Is he looking at me?

This Is What Mass In WeHo Is Like…

Chapter 15  Wigs, Wine & Weirdos “Oh God. Why am I holding this man’s hand?” ’Twas the night before Christmas Eve and all was… Dead. First Christmas away from home. Away from the family. Away from my Mum’s mighty Christmas dinner. Aww. Poor little Merrick. Woe is me. All week I’ve been constantly asked, “Will

My One Night Stand…

Miss You – The Rolling Stones Very sad day. Just took down my Christmas tree. Meant to do it last weekend but I couldn’t bear the thought/too lazy. Now it’s down. Meaning Christmas is over. Done. Dusted. Out. Buried. No more. Hard to take. Although the thing is: Does Christmas ever even start in LA? Ehh…

Rent? Oh And Groceries. Obviously.

Dec 28, 2011Hollywood, LA Living, Music, Podcast, Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, RanDumber0 Comments

Sunny (Mercury II Edit) – Marvin Gaye Good morning. Proper Christmas blogaruu to come soon, hopefully. In lieu until then, how aboot some of my gibbering along on my buddy’s radio show? Mighty? I know! Rudebox on…

New Book. Naked. Cover… RANDUMBER!

Dec 23, 2011Book, LA Living, Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, RanDumber, Writing4 Comments

We’re Walking In The Air – Peter Auty Mighty news: I kind of finished my second book… RANDUMBER! Wuu huu! Full title of the mighty beast: RanDumber: The Continued Adventures of an Irish Guy in LA! I say kind of finished because I still have to do the final read through and read over the final

WINDLE! (Win A Kindle. Thank You.)

Dec 13, 2011Writing0 Comments

Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger Mighty times, blogaruu readers. Competition. Christmas. Santa. Baby. Jingles. All that horse gibber. Slightly earlier than originally planned but I forgot how dodge posting things is this time of year. Better if the winner gets it in time for Jesús’ birthday. Anyway, up for grabs for one mighty blogaruu reader is

Shoulder Padded Turtle Necks

Feb 23, 2011Ireland, LA Living, Random Ramblings, Writing0 Comments

I’ll Try Anything Once – Julian Casablancas Confession time: For far too long a period growing up I used to wear turtlenecks. As in, all the time. Pre denim jacket phase. Post oversized sports jacket. Turtlenecks were my item of choice. Anywhere. Everywhere. All the time. Must’ve thought I was French. Or Sean Connery. Not

Santa Touched Me. Felt. Liked. Christmas!

Dec 28, 2010LA Living, Music, Random Ramblings, Randumb Book, Writing0 Comments

If It Wasn’t For You – Various Cruelties Dark. Dreary. Drab. Depressing. Dire. Dismal. Doleful. Dreadful. Downer. Dose. Big bulbous buckets of gushing water. Tut. The week before Christmas the rain held a reign of terror over L.A. Brutal. In every way. I know. But it did. People can’t cope. Simply melt away at the

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