Tags: Rent
America’s Worst Housing Crisis. Ever.
The Walker – Fitz & The Tantrums So in the past seven days I’ve gotten four parking tickets and one towing of my car. Grand total of $500 worth of fines, give or take a punch in the wall. Nice chunk of change. Even more fun was being towed from an area that isn’t aREAD MORE
Yeah… Gay Porn.
Cornflake Boy (Solomun Vocal Remix) - Marbert Rocel So earlier today I had a mighty meeting. Mighty man. Who also just happens to be a tres successful producer. TV. Movies. All those kind of likes. Mighty mighty! First time in Soho House too. Savage venue. Plush. Lush. Gush… I could go on and on about theREAD MORE
Carmafunkingidiot
Big Bad Wolf – Duck Sauce Carmaggedon: Some spoof. Never seen the roads so quiet. Hollywood hype! Waste of a shotgun. End of the world will have to wait. Me: Some idiot. Have you ever tried to take shortcuts, even though you’ve never been in the place before? Some clown. Driving back from a gigREAD MORE
How I Nailed An Audition With My Head!
Cinema – Benny Benassi Feat. Gary Go One thing I oddly rarely do is auditing. Which is odd. Since growing up I wanted to be an auditor. True. Read my book prologue. If it’s in that, you know it’s the truth! Another thing I oddly rarely do is audition. Which is odd. Since I liveREAD MORE
TGIFTG… Turkey On!
Rollin’ & Scatchin’ (Chilly Gonzales Rework) – Daft Punk While Ireland is being battered by all angles at home, it seems, I too have some important news to start off with: Got a hair cut this week. As opposed to a haircut. Hairdressers truly do baffle me. Ask for one thing, forced to deal with theREAD MORE
Oh Dear Pod…
In the past two days I have been spilling far too many items. Cups of coffee. Glasses of water. Jugs of milk. Bottles of detergent. Big old pot of boiling soup. All over my hand. The most fun of the lot. Spilling. Everything and everywhere I go. Making me think that perhaps my mind isREAD MORE
Y’s Up. Owl On.
One week ago, I realised two things. One. My bedroom is the quietest place ever created. My pillow screams at me. That kind of quiet. Too quiet to sleep. That kind of quiet. Tough life, I know. Seriously though. Come sleep in my bed. The quietness is deafening. Tough life. Moving on. Secondly. I’ve slipped.READ MORE
Busy, Fool? Nope. Pity Fool.
White pudding. Black pudding. Slightly different. At the same time. Both pudding. Today reminded me of this fact. Lined up to be a mighty day. By mighty, I mean productive. Being an ediot looks like it could be over. For the time being. Final edits of the book emailed in yesterday. Probably no more. That’sREAD MORE
Pea? Emm. Yes!
Great news! I’ve found a new place to do it. In the bathroom. Mighty spot. Still a big fan of the shower. Big fan. Bed is a good place as well, of course. Just that I don’t last as long there. Fatigue is an issue. If I manage to get a quick burst, I doREAD MORE
Simple… Steak. Or. Salmon?
One recent day, I realised something of insignificant importance. As in very little. Especially when you go day to day. If I was to go year to year, however, it might be something. Either way, I suppose, nonetheless, a thing of some note. Roughly, it’s been about one year since I set off on myREAD MORE
